Whale Memes to Leave You Confused - Odd Nugget
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Blue whales probably feel insecure about how large they are sometimes..
Speaking of that... Only the dumbest and dankest of whale memes are deserving of immortality. Test your mortal soul on these...
When whales grow their legs back
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Whale, Ill be dammed.
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket
Crypto whale
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. Dave Barry
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Where all the whale teeth memes at?
"First, we must ask, does it have to be a whale?[...]We recommend an antagonist with a more popular visage among the younger readers. For instance, could not the Captain be struggling with a depravity towards young, perhaps voluptuous, maidens?" --Letter rejecting "Moby $!$#" for publication
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Having a whale of a time together
The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large enough to do it, borders greatly on the marvelous; but it would have approached nearer to the idea of a miracle if Jonah had swallowed the whale. ...Thomas Paine
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I've actually never been whale watching before.
Not enough whale teeth memes in this whale teeth sub.
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