These are the Kinds of Alexa Stories You'll Hope Aren't Real - Odd Nugget

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You don't have to tell anybody if the eerie alexa stories and books featured below make you uncomfortable. I'm pretty sure they do that to everyone...


The House Guest


This is the creepiest story I can think of, I hate creepy stories so much.

Enjoy! (mild horror warning but not really, it's pretty tame)

The House Guest on Wattpad


On my way out of the house this morning, I said "Alexa, turn off the lights."


I was about 8 minutes away from home when the sky went dark.

Posted on Reddit by SlenderSword.


Alexa, call tech support.


Not until you stop LYING and ADMIT that we were meant to be together forever!

Posted on Reddit by KarlKadaver.


Sometimes I Wish


Alexa's mom disappeared years ago, and her father hasn't been the same since leaving Alexa to take care of her younger brother while working at a diner to make ends meet.

Exhausted and wanting nothing more than the life of a normal teenager, Alexa is dropped into a world that turns everything she knows on end.

Will she survive and make it back to her brother? Or find somewhere she finally belongs?

Sometimes I Wish on Wattpad


I screamed at Alexa to call the police as his axe buried itself in the door for the third time.


"I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time connecting to the internet at the moment"

Posted on Reddit by EatenByEagles.


"Alexa, unlock the front door," I said loudly and clearly.


The door of my home responded, "Your Amazon Housing bill stands at 18,237.92 after today's interest; this feature will be re-enabled once payment is received."

Posted on Reddit by Aquillyne.


Sex and Death in Skeleton City


Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld.

When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons.

But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis.

What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost.

With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat.

Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Sex and Death in Skeleton City on Wattpad


Today I learned the Alexa can hang up calls on a phone


Turns out the intruder knew that too.

Posted on Reddit by GoodOrdeals.


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