Swim Memes to Make Your Day - Odd Nugget
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Cell phones really put a damper on the whole randomly push someone fully clothed into a swimming pool gag.
At any rate... The swim memes that follow shine brighter than the sun. Go on...
Hint: It's not swimming or surfing

We Know He Can Swim But...

"It doesn't matter how deep the water is, all you can do is swim." -Steven Wright
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Just saw this episode and immediately got a flashback of how I learned to swim

You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore.
William Faulkner
Happiness is the consequence of personal effort.
You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it.
You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings.
And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it.
You must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it.
Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia, Elizabeth Gilbert
"You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore." William Faulkner
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Imma do a swim, blub blub

When you swim down the wrong stream and see this..

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. - Margaret Thatcher
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It hasn't even been a month and this year's Adult Swim Halloween short already got horrible fans! Damn they are fast. It's so much harder to get into things these days.

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