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Oddly enough, the Star Wars universe did not have snake oil salesmen selling supplements to increase your midichlorian count..

Anyhoo... Some snake pictures can be too funny for words. Pretty much every image below fits that description...


The great Alabama QB Kenny The Snake Stapler


The great Alabama QB Kenny The Snake Stapler - jamminmadrid

by jamminmadrid


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"Never doubt yourself. Just let it make you stronger. Learn something from it!"

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Angelica water snake


Angelica water snake - ScottieV0nW0lf

by ScottieV0nW0lf

Elves are wonderful.

They provoke wonder.

Elves are marvellous.

They cause marvels.

Elves are fantastic.

They create fantasies.

Elves are glamorous.

They project glamour.

Elves are enchanting.

They weave enchantment.

Elves are terrific.

They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.

Elves are bad.

Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett

CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.

MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.

CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.

MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.

CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.

MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy-footed.

CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher bacterium, warm-life destroying.

MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life-nurturing.

CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding.

.planet-cremating.MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgment.I am the dark at the end of everything.The end of universes, gods, worlds...of everything.Sss.And what will you be then, Dreamlord?MORPHEUS: I am hope.

Preludes Nocturnes, Neil Gaiman


I wonder if they knew that gummi snake and ring would look like that near his crotch on the bag?


I wonder if they knew that gummi snake and ring would look like that near his crotch on the bag? - JoeAconite

by JoeAconite


This glass snake sculpture has its tongue coming out of its nose


This glass snake sculpture has its tongue coming out of its nose - Mega-animations65

by Mega-animations65

"You're just a snake making paths no one else can take."

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Solid snake...


Solid snake...  - Small-Window711

by Small-Window711


Remember when the most frustrating thing on your cell phone was just a hungry snake??


Remember when the most frustrating thing on your cell phone was just a hungry snake?? - Doctorphotograph

by Doctorphotograph

Im a shadow, that no light will shine on. As long as you follow me, you will never see the day.

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Someone started a rock snake in Toronto and this is one of the best rocks someone added


Someone started a rock snake in Toronto and this is one of the best rocks someone added  - Mikeybee_

by Mikeybee_


Rejuvenique toning mask. Is obviously useless but couldn't they at least make it so it look less like a serial killer mask?


Rejuvenique toning mask. Is obviously useless but couldn't they at least make it so it look less like a serial killer mask? - Masterick18

by Masterick18


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