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And that was with the car on a process trailer the whole time...


And that was with the car on a process trailer the whole time... - AllLaughsMatter

by AllLaughsMatter


Had my car accident in 2016, so this format actually makes sense to me.


Had my car accident in 2016, so this format actually makes sense to me. - meaux253

by meaux253

Ask a child to draw a car, and certainly he will draw it red. - Enzo Ferrari

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Emotions, in my experience, aren't covered by single words.

I don't believe in "sadness," "joy," or "regret.

Maybe the best proof that the language is patriarchal is that it oversimplifies feeling.

I'd like to have at my disposal complicated hybrid emotions, Germanic train-car constructions like, say, "the happiness that attends disaster.

Or: "the disappointment of sleeping with one's fantasy.

I'd like to show how "intimations of mortality brought on by aging family members" connects with "the hatred of mirrors that begins in middle age.

I'd like to have a word for "the sadness inspired by failing restaurants" as well as for "the excitement of getting a room with a minibar.

I've never had the right words to describe my life, and now that I've entered my story, I need them more than ever.

Middlesex, Jeffrey Eugenides


Cars


Cars - Pog-420

by Pog-420

Try to imagine a life without timekeeping.

You probably cant.

You know the month, the year, the day of the week.

There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car.

You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie.

Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored.

Birds are not late.

A dog does not check its watch.

Deer do not fret over passing birthdays.

an alone measures time.

Man alone chimes the hour.

And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures.

A fear of time running out.

The Time Keeper, Mitch Albom


40 and don't even have a car


40 and don't even have a car - shayanisanidiot

by shayanisanidiot

At 14.75 years old, you can drive a 2 ton death machine formally called a car. At the same age, you can only work a total of 3 hours a day on school days

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Credit to uProfileExternal8862 for the Hate the most post


Credit to uProfileExternal8862 for the Hate the most post - TcuBisNice

by TcuBisNice


Yeah I know climate change is a big issue, but cars running on electricity produced by burning coal is probably not the best idea.


Yeah I know climate change is a big issue, but cars running on electricity produced by burning coal is probably not the best idea. - got_no_bright_ideas

by got_no_bright_ideas

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."-Garrison Keillor

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I don't understand why this is so popular


I don't understand why this is so popular - sdcvhbnhdsh

by sdcvhbnhdsh


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