"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." Ludwig Erhard

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"A party without cake is just a meeting." - Julia Child

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"Anyone trying to bring you down is already below you."

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You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake.

L (from Death Note)

Tsugumi Ohba

We fatties have a bond, dude.

It's like a secret society.

We got all kinds of $#!# you don't know about.

Handshakes, special fat people dances-we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of the earth and we go down there in the middle of the night when all the skinny kids are sleeping and eat cake and friend chicken and $#!#.

Why d'you think Hollis is still sleeping, kafir? Because we were up all night in the secret lair injecting butter frosting into our veins.

..A fatty trusts another fatty.

An Abundance of Katherines, John Green