"Mrs. Brown's Boys is the pineapple pizza of comedy." - II-M4X-II

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Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"I don't hate you.

Could've fooled me.

She folded her cap of invisibility.

Look.

.we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."Why?"She sighed."How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful.Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens.Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift.My mom created the olive tree.The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."They must really like olives."Oh, forget it."Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.

The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan

What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded.

."You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"Simon was indignant."I did not drink his blood.He's fine!" He poked the Chairman in the stomach.The cat yawned."Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I can't eat pizza.I was being polite.""That doesn't get you the right to eat my cat.""Your cat is fine!" Simon reached to pick up the tabby, who jumped indignantly to his feet and stalked off the table."See?""Whatever.

City of Lost Souls, Cassandra Clare

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. ...Justin Bieber

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We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police. ...Claude Chabrol

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