Tornadoes (zaibatsu), 05/23/2019
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I'm new to this whole tornado thing. In the last two days
we've been in the basement a few times. Last night was
pretty bad; a "catastrophic" tornado hit a city just south
of ours, and it was tracking north. Thankfully, it had to
cross over the Missouri river, which I hear is large enough
to rob tornados of their power (they don't like going over
water).
Things here in town were just fine, apart from the midnight
sirens and a little lost sleep. Hardly anything to complain
about, but I'm new here.