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If you were hungry you'd eat that.


from: https://msanborn.livejournal.com/

I lol'd, had to share.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large  bag of Purina for my dogs and was
in  line to  check out.  A woman  behind me  asked if  I had  a dog

I was  feeling a bit  crabby so  on impulse, I  told her no,  I was
starting  the  Purina Diet  again,  although  I probably  shouldn't
because I'd ended  up in the hospital last time,  but that I'd lost
50 pounds  before I awakened in  an intensive care unit  with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about  bugged out of her  head. I went on and  on with the
bogus diet story and she was totally  buying it. I told her that it
was an easy, inexpensive diet and that  the way it works is to load
your pockets  or purse with  Purina nuggets  and simply eat  one or
two  every time  you  feel hungry.  The package  said  the food  is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked  if something in the dog food  had poisoned me
and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought  the tall  guy was going  to have to  be carried  out the

                                      NO CARRIER