About
My name is Lulu Cathrinus Grimalkin and I’m from Istanbul, Turkey.
I sometimes go by the nom de clavier ‘erkin’ on IRC, mailing lists,
BBSes and newsgroups.
A maid‐of‐all‐work, I dabble in nilly‐willy lispy *nixy sysfroggy
funcproggy esolangy sorta jive as a journeyman Unix weenie and
mangle myself some conlangs for great good, with an affinity for
word‐salad bulldada. Simples.
My non‐tech academic interests are cognitive science, linguistics,
political philosophy and literature.
Alcohol is my favourite secular hobby. I am a homebrewer and an
avid enthusiast of beer, gin and whisky.
I surf the sneakernet on a quasi‐daily basis to engage in
meditative psychogeography.
Religion & Junk
My holyname is Jephthah Arepo Fohat Faustroll al‐Hallaj (KSC).
I am also known as Mx Xochitl QuadraScan, Princess‐in‐Exile Etaoin
Malebolge V and Reverend Anura Hiacinto Rosenkreuz.
I am a proud adhocratic aspheterist, as well as a disordained
neoist hereticaster of the Church of Subgenius and a defrocked
Discordian Archbishop of the Prefecture of Micklegarth (twice
excommunicated, thrice refenestrated), belonging to the Grand Order
of Maldoror‐Sandosa as the Propreantepenultimate Archon of
Semiurge, with a doktoral unlicence to practise ailurophilic
allopathy.
Only one of the following is true about me:
I
am the witch‐doctor of a Situationist cult,
lead an underground psychonautical research team,
operate a revolutionary sleeper cell in a bunker,
run a peyote farm and an absinthe distillery,
am the abbot of a clandestine hackerspace phrontistery,
inhabit a heterotopian phalanstery‐cum‐sanatorium.
Long live Emperor Norton I!
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