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utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!dce
Tue Apr 13 16:11:11 1982
Sex and the simple man
Two farmers were standing around chewing the fat one day, and one
farmer says to the other, "I heard tell that Clem done got himself
arrested for bestiality." The other farmer asks, "Bestiality, what
in tarnation is that?" to which the first replies "You know, having
sex with horses or cows or chickens.". The other farmer screams,
"Chickens? Yecch!".
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