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A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q)
A University by any other name...
A chemical tale that almost rhymes
A new chemical form of birth control
Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke
But can they make good guacamole??
Confessions of Margaret Trudeau
Cross roads - from a notesfile
DEC Field Service (a joke in itself)
Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins?
Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax?
Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q
Don't Read This if You Have Any Taste
Fly Quantum, the discrete airline
For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Forget Ethnic, this is religious
From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
How do you keep your cactus so healthy?
How does a Jewish-American Princess change a light bulb?
How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to change a bulb?
How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
How many computer engineers . . .
How many database people does it take ...
How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:
How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How much energy is needed to destory a forest\?
How to make a decision in a beauracracy
In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).
It just goes to show why we need joke.q...
Jupiterians, Jovians (watmath.1288)
Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke
Not for Japanese elephant lovers
Not for Negros. -- no racism intended
Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while)
Re: A University by any other name...
Re: Being an elevator operator...
Re: But can they make good guacamole??
Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling...
Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
Re: humor of questionable taste
Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. (watmath.2260)
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Royal Wedding jokes and Lesse Majeste
Sign on hotel near closed GM Plant
So there's this Texan and a B-Schooler, see? ...
Stories your parents didn't tell you
The Night Before Chanukah or ...
Theorem: Halloween = Christmas
True light bulb joke for Californians
WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv
Well, I think it's a funny computer doit...
Well, maybe not, but where else?
What do elephants use for tampons?
What do you do when your engine quits at night?
What does a pilot eat when on a diet?
What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo?
What's President Reagan's favorite vegetable?
What's the difference between a photographer and a painter?
Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph?
Whats ten inches long and white?
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Why do babies have the soft spot in the back of their heads?
Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke.
YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke)
Yet another lightbulb joke ...
avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
clarification of stasho & guido
harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusio (ucbvax.5663 followup)
harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusion)
how did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
infect: another funny manual page
please- no more cruel/sick stuff
re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau
roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
thanks for all the roses are red jokes...
title=Operating Systems Humour
xyzzy command (sytek.144 in net.lan)
yet another fairy-tale comment...
yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke