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             I want my MTV
           Money for nothing
                  and
           The tits for free
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  Sure,everyone can get tits.Just go
fuck your brains out for one hour,but
f you just want tits and you're kinda
 
 
              High School
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  Almost everyone who has a modem is in
everyday so why not have some fun while
you're there. Whenever you get the
craving for some nice round soft tits
you virtually surrouded by them all over
  One way is when you're walking in
between those door frames.
 
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  Well when you see a real good looking
nice tits walk through the same way
both have to turn sideways and when she
chest.Step forward for an ever better
feel. Oh what a feeling!
 
 
                 Crowds
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  When you're in a large crowd such as
at a concert or maybea fair at your
local high school you can find lots of
tits. Look for some great looking girl
n the middle and walk through the crowd
you're doing it go past her and try to
 
 
               Tall Girls
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  Look for some tall girls with big tits
next to them and if you're luck you'll
 
 
                Pushing
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  Get a friend to help you for this one.
Look for a girl you'd like to get your
against your chests like...
 
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you.Tell your friend to push you into
tits with your hands.Not too long or she
might get suspicious.
 
 
                Hookers
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  Ask them for 'samples' of their
bodies and start feeling them all over.
Be careful no pimp is around or you
could find yourself in big trouble or
out of a lot of money.Go for little
can't do shit about it.
 
                Looking
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 Ok some people are chicken shit so they
you're that kinda person try looking,or
f you're just curious how big the new
look.
  Try to get a seat in the classroom
tits.Stand up slowly and while you're
or maybe the pencil sharpener so you can
keep doing it each time without her
  If you get friendly with her try
tickling her as if you're just teasing
and maybe you'll 'accidently' feel her
tits.
  A seat behind her on the bus would be
backpack or a bag put it on the seat and
and you can look right down her shirt.If
tie it or maybe say you want to learn
looking down her shirt while you're
 
 
              Peeping Tom
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  Got a nice looking next-door neighbor?
Get your binoculars out and look at her
bedroom window.Good hours to look are
around 9:00-10:00pm,depending on her
bedtime. Also in the morning when she
s dressing.Try getting your movie or
vcr camera and direct it toward the
'target area'.Leave it on for a few
the bathroom window also.Bribe her
f possible.Threaten her anonymously by
calling and telling her to remove her
clothes or be hurt.
 
              Locker Rooms
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  Yes,an old trick.Try to hide in towel
bins or closets. Staying in the bathroom
of the locker is good.While they think
at all the curvaceous nude bodies
occupying the locker room. If you look
like a little kid go in the women's
locker room at the local YMCA or
take a peek inside. Enter any adjoining
'accidently' open the door connecting
the two rooms as if you didn't know.
 
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