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Dear WiZ,

to handcuffing the old ladies wrists to her ankles and then {++++++}, its the
most fun I get all month.

coarse black powder], as black powder is considered class "A", it is next to
mpossible to obtain locally. I had tried the CIA method, and ball milling, but
they are both more trouble then worth.

My results using perchlorate/charcoal have been less then good, damnedest run
of flower pots you ever saw. is there any thing else that I can use for lift?

L.fascinus

Ah, your timing is impeccable for Just the other day I had put some time into
on a search for substances that can be easily nitrated and are at the same time

A chance conversation with a relative brought forth the information that she
for 48 hours, cats were not kept at all. "when you go out the front door, they

With an unlimited supply of material to work with, [if they give you any static
about taking the bodies, Just tell them "well i guess finding a cure for cancer
free fridge for 6 months, at the end of that time it was found to be completely
mummified, it was then a simple a matter of putting it into a sack and the
breaking it up with a hammer.the resulting pieces were "nitrated" using nitric
acid produced by the CIA method.

After processing, it was found to be to slow burning for use as lift charge.
{worked ok in fountains ,etc thou.} a determination was made that the bone
minerals were slowing down the burn rate. as removing the bones before freeze

After not a little bit of work, the following method was found to produce lift
charge of great utility. [pussy lift - purr lift].

First skin the animal out, the procedure used by the sioux indians for skinning
cover it with a strong nitric acid solution, then let it sit two weeks or so in
the shade, to react.

Take the removed skin and hang it out to dry.  after drying cut it up into
little pieces and in turn place them into an enameled pot. with a solution of
nitric and sulphuric acids (battery acid will do nicely for the sulphuric). put
t on the fire and let the mixture simmer, out of doors for six hours or so.
the nitration of the hair from the animal will produce picric acid, which when
added to the nitrated carcass will help overcome the calcium and etc in the
bones. combine the two mixtures and then boil (in the enameled pot) until a
thick gruel is obtained.  pour the mixture out on to a flat surface and let it
or with a rubber mallet, sieve it and put in a safe place until your next

While the supply of gone pussies is rather large, there seems to be a

Good shooting and thanks for writing the WiZ.
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