Psalm of Reagan Reagan is my

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Subject:  President Reagan
	  Psalm of Reagan
Reagan is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubt in the republican party.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the party's sake.
Thou annointest my wages with freezes,
So that my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Republican party.
And I shall live in a rented house forever.
mount your ass, and I shall lead you to the promised land."
Today Reagan will tax your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you there is no promised land.
     I'm glad that I am free.
     But I wish I was a puppy,
     And Reagan was a tree.