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                          McDonnell Douglas
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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.  In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
new products that best meet your needs and desires.
First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________
Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________
  _F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle  _F-16 Falcon  _F-19A Stealth  _Classified
_Received as Gift/Aid Package
_Catalog Showroom
_Sleazy Arms Broker
_Mail Order
_Discount Store
_Government Surplus
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one
_Recommended by salesperson
_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one in combat
_North America
_Central/South America
_Aircraft Carrier
_Middle East
_Asia/Far East
_Misc. Third-World Countries
n the near future:
Color TV                __      __
VCR                     __      __
Killer Satellite        __      __
CD Player               __      __
Air-to-Air Missiles     __      __
ZX-11                   __      __
Space Shuttle           __      __
Home Computer           __      __
Nuclear Weapon          __      __
that apply:
_Crazed (Islamic)
_Crazed (Other)
_Corrupt (Latin American)
_Corrupt (Other)
_Suitcases of Cocaine
_Oil Revenues
_Deficit Spending
_Personal Check
_Credit Card
_Ransom Money
_Traveler's Check
Homemaker               __      __
Sales/Marketing         __      __
Revolutionary           __      __
Clerical                __      __
Mercenary               __      __
Tyrant                  __      __
Middle Management       __      __
Eccentric Billionaire   __      __
Defense Minister/General__      __
Retired                 __      __
Student                 __      __
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
Activity/Interest               You     Your Spouse
Golf                            __      __
Boating/Sailing                 __      __
Sabotage                        __      __
Running/Jogging                 __      __
Destabilizing/Overthrow         __      __
Default on Loans                __      __
Gardening                       __      __
Crafts                          __      __
Black Market/Smuggling          __      __
Collectibles/Collections        __      __
Watching Sports on TV           __      __
Wines                           __      __
Motorcycle Touring              __      __
Household Pets                  __      __
Crushing Rebellions             __      __
Espionage/Reconnaissance        __      __
Fashion Clothing                __      __
Border Disputes                 __      __
Mutually Assured Destruction    __      __
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to
extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
St. Louis, MO 55500