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Welcome to Gotham…

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Alright, it’s much too shiny for Gotham. This is the world of motorsport, apparently. A city smothered in smog so dense that purple fart-shaped Pokemon koffing would avoid it. Too much motorsport?

What’s it all about?

We’ve a feeling motorsport is about a great many things…

It’s about skill. It’s about ability.

It’s about dexterity of the hands.

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Motorsport is about your mind. It’s about ideas, damn it! It’s about gratuitous product placement.

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Motorsport is about your future. It’s about saving the world. It’s about Cortana from Halo.

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Confused? So are we. Let’s let motorsport point us in the right direction.

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Clearly, motorsport is about cars.

In fact, that’s all it was ever about. Motorsport is about that moment in every racing game ever where you finally get a car that doesn’t suck.

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Ok, fine; we have no idea what this is about.

Seriously, what kind of kush are they smoking?

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Something is very wrong with this video. Can’t quite put a finger on it…

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Gods be with us!

Motorsport is worse than we feared…

A dark omen on our future? A collision course we can’t turn off of? Egads!

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Yes, Cardi, we hear you loud and clear. AI is coming for us. Twerking menacingly in her garage/cern-super-collider.

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She’ll bind us in the smog of a ridiculously polluted city. She’ll enslave us with her cryptocurrencies. She’ll leave us dazed, confused, crawling on the floor.

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Hold up.

Perhaps we’re getting ahead of ourselves here…

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This is clearly an old Linkin Park video. False alarm…

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