Memes Made for Car Stuff - Odd Nugget
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Makes me feel good not gonna lie.

If anyone can survive the apocalypse, its going to be car mechanics

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." - - Will Rogers
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Car guys learn the differences!

If you weren't driving, I'd kiss you senseless," I tell him.
He swerves to the side of the road and stops the car abruptly.
Not driving any more.
On the Jellicoe Road, Melina Marchetta
This is how I felt today

"A Good chair is just a car for your mind"
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waifu car

Choose a life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a #&@$ing big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
.Choose DSY and wondering who the #&@$ you are on a Sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth.Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, #&@$ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future.Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh
You get a car

"You can't steer a parked car."
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