If You Love Christmas, You'll Marry These Masterpieces - Odd Nugget
You know... Santa's got a pretty tough job.
For one, he has to do all the work Amazon does in a year within a single night.
Plus, at any moment he can technically be legally shot when he goes down a chimney on Christmas.
He probably isn't even fat, he's just wearing a bulletproof vest under all those layers of seasonal fabric.
Think about it...
Actually, don't bother. This Christmas artwork is far more deserving of your consideration...
When were Adam and Eve born?
Some sources claim that Adam lived between 120,000 and 156,000 years ago using crazy DNA analysis techniques on a group of guys.
A comparable analysis of the same men's mtDNA sequences suggested that Eve lived between 99,000 and 148,000 years ago.
Take that with a grain of salt and a whole lot of eggnog.
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