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They would eat a lot less gummy candy if children knew how gelatin was made..

Anyhow... Candy images as ridiculous as some of the ones covered here are likely to keep you laughing for days on end.


Our candy sign from last night


Our candy sign from last night - DukeOfSaskatchetoon

by DukeOfSaskatchetoon


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The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation.


The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation. - Stag328

by Stag328

"I counted my years and realized that I have less time to live by, than I have lived so far. I feel like a child who won a pack of candies: at first he ate them with pleasure but when he realized that there was little left, he began to taste them intensely." --Mario de Andrade

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Funfetti candy canes, unwrapped(left) vs wrapped(right)


Funfetti candy canes, unwrapped(left) vs wrapped(right) - creynolds722

by creynolds722

All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room.

Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade.

Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.

The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan

Nobody loves me, nobody cares,Nobody picks me peaches and pears.

Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes.

Nobody helps when I get into a fight,Nobody does all my homework at night.

Nobody misses me,Nobody cries,Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.

So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is!But yesterday night I got quite a scareI woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there!I called out and reached for Nobody's hand,In the darkness where Nobody usually stands,Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked.

I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,There's no doubt about it-NOBODY'S GONE!!

Shel Silverstein


Mom gave me a late Xmas present , BOB ROSS CANDY!!!


Mom gave me a late Xmas present , BOB ROSS CANDY!!! - urButtStinks

by urButtStinks


My girls lost the gingerbread men for candy land so I replaced them with Garbage Pail Kids!


My girls lost the gingerbread men for candy land so I replaced them with Garbage Pail Kids! - Outrageous_Eagle3348

by Outrageous_Eagle3348

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker Willy Wonka

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Due to supply chain issues and candy shortages, I will be handing out condiment packets this year.


Due to supply chain issues and candy shortages, I will be handing out condiment packets this year. - VenusAssTrap

by VenusAssTrap


Candy Stash [OC]


Candy Stash [OC] - LitterboxComics

by LitterboxComics

Ok Candy, I'm sorry. I guess we're not in America. I guess now... I'm not allowed to pay for... sex with pennies." - Carl Brutananadilewski

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Some candy in a toy store.


Some candy in a toy store. - katiebean781

by katiebean781


Looks like the candy cane is impaling dog.


Looks like the candy cane is impaling dog. - Alternative_Session9

by Alternative_Session9


Read @_.ghost.art._ Goes All Out With Abstract Patterns in Rainbow Combos next.



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