Humorous Candy Pictures - Odd Nugget
They would eat a lot less gummy candy if children knew how gelatin was made..
Anyhow... Candy images as ridiculous as some of the ones covered here are likely to keep you laughing for days on end.
Our candy sign from last night
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The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation.
"I counted my years and realized that I have less time to live by, than I have lived so far. I feel like a child who won a pack of candies: at first he ate them with pleasure but when he realized that there was little left, he began to taste them intensely." --Mario de Andrade
Funfetti candy canes, unwrapped(left) vs wrapped(right)
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room.
Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade.
Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.
Nobody loves me, nobody cares,Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes.
Nobody helps when I get into a fight,Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,Nobody cries,Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.
So, if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,I'll stand up and tell you NOBODY is!But yesterday night I got quite a scareI woke up and Nobody just WASN'T there!I called out and reached for Nobody's hand,In the darkness where Nobody usually stands,Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,But I found SOMEBODY each place that I looked.
I seached till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,There's no doubt about it-NOBODY'S GONE!!
Mom gave me a late Xmas present , BOB ROSS CANDY!!!
My girls lost the gingerbread men for candy land so I replaced them with Garbage Pail Kids!
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker Willy Wonka
Due to supply chain issues and candy shortages, I will be handing out condiment packets this year.
Candy Stash [OC]
Ok Candy, I'm sorry. I guess we're not in America. I guess now... I'm not allowed to pay for... sex with pennies." - Carl Brutananadilewski
Some candy in a toy store.
Looks like the candy cane is impaling dog.
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