Flight Memes to Give You a Lift - Odd Nugget
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The flight memes that follow shine brighter than the sun. Go on...
I'm late for my flight damn it

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Shrek 5: The flight to America

Once you have tasted flight you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci
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Who put those 2 similar looking buildings in middle of my Flight Route

The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm.
The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm.
And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute.
It's when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there's nothing there.
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Stephen King
Why the #$@$ will you do it anyway

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them! ...Milton Berle
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Pretty much triggers fight-or-flight response

It's just mild turbulence. Would you like some peanuts?

Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. ... I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. ... Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die. Clare Horner.
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Omg he legit cares... what a lsr

Time for a flight

Read Climbing Bugbot 'RiSE' by Boston Dynamics next.
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