Dumb Rent Memes - Odd Nugget
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The planet's population will level off soon, so rents will probably stabilize..
On another note... Rent memes are like oysters - you can never get enough until you're sick of them. Stuff yourself with some of these funnies...
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Sauce: Rent a girlfriend
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth." Muhammad Ali
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Source: I'm currently renting that 3bdr because my income isn't high enough for a loan...
The heart may freeze, or it can burn.
The pain will ease and I can learn.
There is no future, there is no past.
I live this moment as, my last.
Rent: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical, Jonathan Larson
Rent a girlfriend
But we are alone, darling child, terribly, isolated each from the other so fierce is the world's ridicule we cannot speak or show our tenderness for us, death is stronger than life, it pulls like a wind through the dark, all our cries burlesqued in joyless laughter and with the garbage of loneliness stuffed down us until our guts burst bleeding green, we go screaming round the world, dying in our rented rooms, nightmare hotels, eternal homes of the transient heart.
Other Voices, Other Rooms, Truman Capote
Remember to keep your social distancing and sauce is the opening of Rent A Girlfriend
Much like this meme, it's low-rent garbage
"Out of college, money spent. See no future, pay no rent" Paul McCartney 1968
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Dear business goose sir I can not pay my rent this month
I should rent a heavy cruiser
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth." - Muhammad Ali
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Rent A girlfriend predicted it too early
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