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There are US Army soldiers who cannot legally drink alcohol..

That said... Some drink pictures can be too funny for words. Pretty much every image below fits that description...


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Asked my 15 year old for proof of life of my youngest while he was babysitting during a mommy and daddy date. Got this in reply. Youngsters and their energy drink addiction


Asked my 15 year old for proof of life of my youngest while he was babysitting during a mommy and daddy date. Got this in reply. Youngsters and their energy drink addiction - Hbj0002

by Hbj0002


I forgot we had a Snoop booze drawer in our guest bathroom and my friends found it at our NYE party last night.


I forgot we had a Snoop booze drawer in our guest bathroom and my friends found it at our NYE party last night. - SoDakZak

by SoDakZak

"We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."- Charles Bukowski

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Gifting this is the nicest way to say, Your drinking has gotten out of hand and Im scared.


Gifting this is the nicest way to say, Your drinking has gotten out of hand and Im scared. - Salt-Seaworthiness91

by Salt-Seaworthiness91

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

Woody Allen


Drinking coffee near my new MacBook


Drinking coffee near my new MacBook - rcorleone

by rcorleone

It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak.

We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea.

We are far too easily pleased.

The Weight of Glory, and Other Addresses, C.S. Lewis


Played a drinking game for Batman and Robin with my fiance. You can see how poorly it went for me in my handwriting.


Played a drinking game for Batman and Robin with my fiance. You can see how poorly it went for me in my handwriting. - MJtheQueen

by MJtheQueen


Remember folks, lets drink responsibly this season!


Remember folks, lets drink responsibly this season! - PoliteCanadian2

by PoliteCanadian2

Don't say you can't give up drinking. It's easy. I've done it a thousand times. W.C.Fields

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Went to get a drink of my coffee only to find this:


Went to get a drink of my coffee only to find this: - jman177669

by jman177669


A go sober advert....featuring people drinking alcohol.


A go sober advert....featuring people drinking alcohol. - ll-w

by ll-w

"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on." Oscar Levant

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Clearly this puzzle present was intended cause us to drink. Well played Makers Mark.


Clearly this puzzle present was intended cause us to drink. Well played Makers Mark. - darkling77

by darkling77


You should bring some beer though.


You should bring some beer though. - copperpin

by copperpin


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