Corn Pictures so Ridiculous, You'll Have a Laugh Attack - Odd Nugget
Candy corn and sweet hearts are never around long enough for people to decide if they're actually good..
On another note... Corn pictures like these are just about as ridiculous as they come. Come take a look...
TBF, a sack of corn is worth a lot in Indiana dollars.
You tell me whar a man gets his corn pone, en I'll tell you what his 'pinion is! ......Mark Twain
Im 46(M). For all my adult life my dad has been the most random gift giver you could imagine. I present this years Christmas gift Spicy Corn Relish, Mexican Vanilla Flavoring, plastic mask inserts (5ea), and my favorite this year, a werewolf claw back scratcher. I love you Dad, never change.
Atticus said to Jem one day, "Id rather you shot at tin cans in the backyard, but I know youll go after birds.
Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit em, but remember its a sin to kill a mockingbird.
That was the only time I ever heard Atticus say it was a sin to do something, and I asked Miss Maudie about it.
Your fathers right," she said.
Mockingbirds dont do one thing except make music for us to enjoy.
They dont eat up peoples gardens, dont nest in corn cribs, they dont do one thing but sing their hearts out for us.
Thats why its a sin to kill a mockingbird.
The guy at the roasted corn stand at the fair said I could take a photo of his shirt.
If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him give him one.
Better yet, give him none.
Let him forget there is such a thing as war.
If the government is inefficient, top-heavy, and tax-mad, better it be all those than that people worry over it.
Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year.
Cram them full of noncombustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information.
Then they'll feel they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving.
And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change.
Fast and furious 9 pop corn combo
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, a True Leader
Corn and Cheese Ice Cream
This corn is incredibly well endowed.
"Sitting on a corn flake"- John Lennon
I found a 2D rip off at roasted corn called siga
Read How to Be a Very Foolish Fop next.
This article may contain affiliate links. We earn a commission on qualifying purchases at no extra cost to you. Thanks for your support!