Candy Images With Serious Laugh-Appeal - Odd Nugget

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The one thing easier than taking candy from a baby is giving candy to a baby..

Speaking of candy stuff... If you're into hilarious candy stuff, then these seriously silly pics will put a smile on your face...


I've decided not to buy candy this year. Happy Halloween kids!


I've decided not to buy candy this year. Happy Halloween kids! - HALFDUPL3X

by HALFDUPL3X


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I want us all to eat, even if from my pantry I guess I'm just more soul food than eye candy.

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My parents didn't want to deal with trick or treaters this year, so my Dad put up this sign... It was one of my favorite jokes as a kid... Spell whatever with an F, and then say there's no F'in . In this case.. There's no effin' candy.


My parents didn't want to deal with trick or treaters this year, so my Dad put up this sign... It was one of my favorite jokes as a kid... Spell whatever with an F, and then say there's no F'in . In this case.. There's no effin' candy. - SweetDumper

by SweetDumper

When $#!# brings you down, just say '#$@$ it', and eat yourself some mother#$@$ing candy.

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You've been checking me out, haven't you? In between your flaming insults? I feel like man candy.

Wait for You, J. Lynn


Not candy corn, but Jesus harvest seeds.


Not candy corn, but Jesus harvest seeds. - Ruby5000

by Ruby5000

"To safeguard our country, one can live without candy but one cannot live without bullets." - Kim jong-il

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At least it had free candy.


At least it had free candy. - BrianPotato2005

by BrianPotato2005


TRICK 4 TREaT - inside it says if you were brave enough to look, take ALL the candy


TRICK 4 TREaT - inside it says if you were brave enough to look, take ALL the candy - leafcarrott

by leafcarrott

"No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs." - H.L. Mencken

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Candy store closed early


Candy store closed early - jakkel27

by jakkel27


I can't wait to plant these 'Jesus Harvest Seeds' (candy corn packets) to see if anything rises...as seen at my market in NC getting regular candy for Halloween. I thought I'd seen it all...


I can't wait to plant these 'Jesus Harvest Seeds' (candy corn packets) to see if anything rises...as seen at my market in NC getting regular candy for Halloween. I thought I'd seen it all... - LordRumBottoms

by LordRumBottoms


Read CloZee's "Evasion" is Too Good for Your Ears next.



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