Candy Images With Serious Laugh-Appeal - Odd Nugget
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The one thing easier than taking candy from a baby is giving candy to a baby..
Speaking of candy stuff... If you're into hilarious candy stuff, then these seriously silly pics will put a smile on your face...
I've decided not to buy candy this year. Happy Halloween kids!
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I want us all to eat, even if from my pantry I guess I'm just more soul food than eye candy.
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My parents didn't want to deal with trick or treaters this year, so my Dad put up this sign... It was one of my favorite jokes as a kid... Spell whatever with an F, and then say there's no F'in . In this case.. There's no effin' candy.
When $#!# brings you down, just say '#$@$ it', and eat yourself some mother#$@$ing candy.
Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris
You've been checking me out, haven't you? In between your flaming insults? I feel like man candy.
Wait for You, J. Lynn
Not candy corn, but Jesus harvest seeds.
"To safeguard our country, one can live without candy but one cannot live without bullets." - Kim jong-il
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At least it had free candy.
TRICK 4 TREaT - inside it says if you were brave enough to look, take ALL the candy
"No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs." - H.L. Mencken
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Candy store closed early
I can't wait to plant these 'Jesus Harvest Seeds' (candy corn packets) to see if anything rises...as seen at my market in NC getting regular candy for Halloween. I thought I'd seen it all...
Read CloZee's "Evasion" is Too Good for Your Ears next.
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